Stargate Atlantis: A Musical Plot Twist
Uploaded by: arcticmoonshadow77
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Some...interesting ideas for season 4. Plot twists for character development and all. The audio could be better, so turn up your volume, and I only had five episodes to work with for video content. Plus, Windows Movie Maker has weird formats, so the audio's about a second off the video, but seeing as my video skills leave much to be desired, I wouldn't pay attention to the video too much. I just figured it'd be more interesting than a blank screen.
ME NO OWN SHOW. ME NO OWN CLIPS. Me do own song, and apparently I also own rather bad grammar skills.
Slightly spoilerish past the second chorus if you aren't aware of certain personnel changes - when it gets rather bitter, you'll know. And since I'm pretty hard to understand (I'd blame it on the recorder, but it's probably because I don't enunciate), here are the lyrics:
I think there is a plot shortage at the Stargate writers' base
After all, how many stories can you write up there in space?
So here are some ideas, though you might think they're lame
But after 13 years of Stargate, anything's fair game.
Oh no, they might make Teyla go and cover up some more
Maybe they'll bring back the jacket - perhaps in season 4?
On Ronon's faults and weaknesses, I know there's slim to none
They might make him talk, or - GASP - take away his gun!
And as for John just have him wake up screaming in his bed
For his friends thought it'd be funny to go and shave his head
I might keep these plots in mind
Martin, Paul, and Joe
For one day you might think you're done, and they'll renew your show
So when you're down to nothing and you think you just might crack
Throw in a girl for John to flirt with or a Wraith attack
Zelenka's saving graces are his Czech and Einstein hair
So cut it off and make sure it's in English when he swears
Unlike most of Atlantis, Caldwell hasn't had a kiss
You want him to see action? Just blow up the Daedalus
And Rodney's scared quite easily by a slight citrus remark
So all you need to do is make him dumb and take his snark
(Chorus)
Carson's almost perfect, but I fear now it's too late
His Scottish accent couldn't save him from his explosive fate
Elizabeth's quite harder; for her I just don't know
Perhaps the only option is to write her off the show...?
If ever you need help these lines might make you stay alive
At least they'll stave off cancellation until season 5!
*triumphant music*
Please tell me what you think! Apart, of course, from the "you messed up at so-and-so time" and "where did you learn to sing - a dumpster?". I'm well aware it has mistakes (amazingly enough, it's the best take...grr...).
Tags for this video: atlantis contest mckay plot rodney stargate twist
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*Comes back to life, applauds*
Very well done and entertaining...I like the bit about Caldwell and blowing up the daedalus. I'm going to be humming this for the rest of the day...
HIL-AR-I-OUS!!
I could NOT stop laughing. It is SO true. My favorite part was "Or *Gasp* take away his gun!"
Now, for a sequel - how about an all-Rodney song? That would be funny..!
Lols nicely done on the vid and song :)
~Dani
Seriously, I've had this stuck in my head for hours now so I decided to come back, comment and add it to my favorites!